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- CHANGES IN ATITUDES, CHANGES IN ALTITUDES
- © Jimmy Buffett (with a little help from Steve Kemp & Ed Kilbourne)
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- I took off for a weekend last fall
- Just to try and recall the whole year
- All of the places and all of the races
- I wondered where they all disappeared
- I didn't ponder the question too long
- I was hungry and went out for a bite
- Ran into a chum who owned an old LS-1
- And we wound up talkin' all night
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- 'Bout those changes in atitudes
- Changes in altitudes
- Nothing remains quite the same
- With all of our climbing
- And all of our running
- If we couldn't soar we would all go insane
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- Makin' a turnpoint at some little airport
- Reminds me of the places I've been
- Memories of great flights that brought so much pleasure
- Make me want to go back again
- If my life suddenly ended tomorrow
- I could somehow adjust to my fate
- All I would need is the call to "proceed"
- As I'm diving through St Peter's gate
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- It's those changes in atitudes
- Changes in altitudes
- Nothing remains quite the same
- With all of the high flights
- And all of the relights
- If we couldn't soar we would all go insane
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- Sometimes when I'm working I look at the sky
- And part of my heart takes a tow
- I connect with a cloudstreet somewhere in West Texas
- Oh God, how I'm ready to go
- Then somebody taps on my shoulder
- And I quickly get out of my plane
- When they see the grin and they aks where I've been
- I don't even try to explain
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- 'Bout those changes in atitudes
- Changes in altitudes
- Nothing remains quite the same
- With all of our climbing
- And all of our running
- If we couldn't soar we would all go insane
- If we couldn't soar we would all go insane
- If we wern't already crazy we would go insane
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- THE NEW GLIDER BLUES
- © 1988 Fly-By-Night Music (Ed Kilbourne)
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- Have you heard the latest news that the LS-22's will have nothing on
their
- panel but a screen
- That will give the latest views from the satellite you chose and display
- the sink in red, the lift in green.
- There's no stick upon the floor, no rudders anymore, just two wires
that you
- plug into your brain
- A computer reads your mind through a fiber-optic line and with this
- information flies the plane.
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- Honey, I need a new glider!
- The one that we have's obsolete
- Soaring's no fun at just 60 to 1
- I can't expect to compete
- With a plane like this new 22 dear
- The first ones will be here in May
- I just knew you'd decide it's a matter of pride
- So I ordered us one yesterday
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- The deutche-mark's headed down and the dollar's gaining ground, it
might
- get back to 1 to 1 again
- So for just 200 grand you place an order with a man who promises delivery
- by spring
- Then three years from that date he says "Just one more wait.
The factory
- is quite busy now, you see.
- "I know they're anxious to get through with your new LS-22, 'cause
they've
- just announced the LS-23!"
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- Honey, I need a new glider!
- The one that we have's obsolete
- Our investment is doomed if we don't trade it soon
- Hell, we've had it for over a week!
- Just look at this new 23, dear
- The first ones will be here in May
- I just knew you'd decide it's a matter of pride
- So I ordered us one yesterday
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- ONE MORE CLIMB
- © 1988 Fly-By-Night Music (Ed Kilbourne)
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- He'd finally gotten close enough to need just one more climb
- If he could top 6000 ft, he'd be on final glide
- The thermal was a weak one, a half a knot at best
- But the day had died and there was nothing left, there was nothing
left
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- At 40 miles, 6000 feet is 35 to 1
- And with a little luck it can easily be done
- But instead of luck a headwind told him he'd need 42
- But 40's all the factory says she'd do
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- CHORUS: One more climb, yeah, give me one more climb, and it lifts
me high, yeah, circles in the sky, Lord, just let me have one more climb
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- At 57 hundred feet it was zero all around
- He tried 2 more circles and he started loosing ground
- It was less than what he needed but he turned and headed home
- And looked for signs of lift but there were none, there were none
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- The audio was quiet, the air was smooth as glass
- He'd recompute the numbers with each check point that he passed
- At the river 22 miles out he was still 500 low
- The time had come to call and let her know CHORUS
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- That morning she had kissed him just before he took his tow
- And said 'I want you to remember now whenever you get low
- I'll be wishing you a thermal each time you need a lift
- So when all hope is gone please don't forget, please don't forget.'
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- No, he had not forgotten but her idea made him laugh
- Her love was always with him and he believed in that
- But wishes will not get you home when what you need is height
- Then something nudged his wing and said "Turn right" CHORUS
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- He can't swear that he heard a voice but he knows the bump was real
- And as he rolled the glider round he got that solid feel
- 2 kts to 3000 ft with just 10 miles to go
- He called her up and said "I'm coming home, I'm comin' home"
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- He was 1 of 2 to finish on the task they called that day
- He couldn't wait to thank her, he knew she'd be amazed
- When he told her how her thermal had saved him from defeat
- He found her in the trailer, fast asleep. CHORUS
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- He gently shook her shoulder and she smiled a sleepy smile
- He said "Wake up dear, I made it! Have you been asleep awhile?"
- She said "Only for an hour but I had the strangest dream
- Do you have any idea what this means, what this means?"
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- "I dreamt I found a tiny bird dragging its left wing
- I lifted up its feathers and the bird began to sing
- It sang a tune I'd heard you singing earlier today
- And then to my suprise it flew away!"
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- He said, "The dream is strange alright, as strange as strange
can be"
- And when he told her of his flight, she certainly agreed
- I guess when someone loves you, no matter what you do
- From time to time you'll have a dream come true. CHORUS & Repeats
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- THE $65 LS-4
- © John McCutchon (lyrics adapted by Ed Kilbourne)
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- This morning while reading my copy of the latest Sailplane Racing News
- The classified had a most curious ad for a glider brand new never used
- I read with suspicious amusement what seemed like a wild stroke of
luck
- "LS-4A" it said, "Must sell" the ad read, "Total
package, 65 bucks."
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- Well I was use to this newsletter's typos but I called up that number
- straightway
- "What response have you had to your classified ad?" she said,
"None, your
- the first call today."
- I said "There's been a mistake in my copy, they've printed your
price wrong
- somehow"
- "No, no" replied she, "They checked that with me"
I said, "Don't sell that
- plane, I'm leaving now.
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- She lived in a part of the city, that folks like me only pass through
- Airline captains, bank presidents, and doctors are the residents and
the
- houses are massive and new
- As I turned up her half mile long driveway, there in the heat of the
day
- In the bright sunlight gleamed the plane of my dreams, just 65 dollars
away
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- The cockpit was lined in white sheepskin, the instruments carefully
placed
- A computer you read on a tiny TV and the 10-function program worked
great
- A small fridge in the front of the trailer dispensed either water or
wine
- Draft beer or ice tea, but what was boggling to me was for 65 bucks
it was
- mine!
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- I thought that the woman must be crazy to be selling this plane at
that price
- But as she walked down the lane she seemed perfectly sane, she was
charming
- and really quite nice
- She smiled with complete satisfaction as she handed me the title and
the keys
- I said, "I've just got to know, why you've let this thing go.
What's wrong
- with the plane, tell me please!"
-
- She said "I'll be fifty next Tuesday. I've lived here with my
husband Earl.
- After thirty years wed, without a word said, he left me for a young
teenage
- girl.
- But with his credit cards here on the table, I knew she'd be hard to
maintain
- Last night from Florida he, sent a wire to me, said 'I need money,
dear, sell
- the plane'!"
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- CLOUDBASE
- © 1988 Fly-By-Night Music (Ed Kilbourne)
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- There's a ghosttown called Cloudbase way up in the sky
- The streets run forever 10,000 feet high
- It's a place where old dust devils go when they die
- To rest at the end of the day.
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- One day on a flight west of old San Antone
- I was low in South Texas and a long way from home
- I was telling my crew they should stand by the phones
- When a voice on my radio said.
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- "Is that you, 46?" and I clicked my mike twice
- "Long time no see, you're new ship sure looks nice
- I've got ten knots behind you, if you're rolling the dice
- Turn around and join me for the ride."
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- It's against all the rules but when I turned around
- I saw a big dust devil rise from the ground
- And as I sang that old hymn 'once was lost, now I'm found'
- It lifted my burden away.
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- Now if you don't believe me, I'll understand why
- Because when I reached cloudbase 10,000 feet high
- Old Xray Tango came in along side
- Rocked his wings, waved his hand and flew on.
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- We dove through the shadows and sped towards the sun
- I got him in the climb, he got me on the run
- When I heard him exclaim "Now we're having fun!"
- I turned around and his glider was gone.
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- I've lost friends on the highway, lost friends to the sea,
- But like this ghost in the sky they are all part of me
- And since life is a task toward the same mystery
- We will all meet again later on.
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- In a place they call Cloudbase way up in the sky
- The streets run forever 10,000 feet high
- It's a place where old dust devils go when they die
- To rest at the end of the day.
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- We'll all rest at the end of the day.
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- DOCTOR'S ORDERS
- © 1988 Fly-By-Night Music (Ed Kilbourne)
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- My doctor called me on the phone, he said the tests are in
- It's worse than we expected, this looks kind of grim
- But don't loose hope 'cause in the past, Johnson has been wrong
- Meet me at the airport and bring your plane along.
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- Chorus: Take a glider, take a tow, and call me in the morning